BASIC PLAN:
( 3 Home Lessons in Sacramento
Only )
Can Help You with All These Issues:
Jumping Up on your kids, visitors, screen/glass
doors and furniture
Play-biting, Mouthing and constant Licking
Excessive Barking
House Training, Excitement/fearful Urination,
Marking
Pulling on the leash
Bolting Out the Door
Stealing things
Fearfulness and Shyness
Begging and Whining
Separation Anxiety
Crotch/butt Sniffing
Humping/mounting
Not behaving in the car
Hyperactivity
Mastering all Hand Signals
Stop Chasing and Terrorizing
the Poor Cat
All Commands - Sit, Down, Heel, Come and
Stay on Leash
But NOT if Your Dog Needs Help with:
Being Able to Have Control of Your Dog Off-leash
and From Far Away
Aggression Control
Advanced Off-leash Training With and Without
Hand Signals
Stop Being Over-protective Toward Friendly
Visitors
Dominance Toward Your Other Dog(s)
Distraction-Proofing for the Real World
Solving Dog Fights in the same household
Over-protectiveness or Fearfulness Toward
Men
Dominance Toward Certain Family Member
Chasing Cars, Joggers and Squirrels
Being able to Be Trusted Around Kids
Mastering Distance and Total Verbal Control
3 Private Lessons in Your Home.
Group Classes in Sacramento only. $395.
BETTER PLAN: Lifetime Membership - NEVER EXPIRES!!!
All in Your Home & Group Lessons As Needed
Can Help You with All These:
Jumping Up on your kids, visitors, screen/glass
doors and furniture
Play-biting, Mouthing and constant Licking
Excessive Barking
House Training, Excitement/fearful Urination,
Marking
Pulling on the leash
Bolting Out the Door
Stealing things
Fearfulness and Shyness
Begging and Whining
Separation Anxiety
Crotch/butt Sniffing
Humping/mounting
Not behaving in the car
Hyperactivity
Mastering all Hand Signals
Stop Chasing and Terrorizing
the Poor Cat
All Commands - Sit, Down, Heel, Come and
Stay on Leash
And Even These Challenging Issues:
Being Able to Have Control of Your Dog Off-leash
and From Far Away
Aggression Control
Advanced Off-leash Training With and Without
Hand Signals
Stop Being Over-protective Toward Friendly
Visitors
Dominance Toward Your Other Dog(s)
Distraction-Proofing for the Real World
Solving Dog Fights in the same household
Over-protectiveness or Fearfulness Toward
Men
Dominance Toward Certain Family Member
Chasing Cars, Joggers and Squirrels
Being able to Be Trusted Around Kids
Mastering Distance and Total Verbal Control
Unlimited Follow Up Lessons. That's Right. A Lifetime Support
with NO EXPIRATION Date.
Here in Sacramento.
Group Classes in Sacramento County. Was $995. Now $800.
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The only thing you can't do and wished you could... is to literally adopt Kevin. :-)
But just like most things in life, the best, always costs the most. It is so true when they say, "You get what you pay for and it's no different when it comes to training your dog by one of the best in the industry."
Read some of Kevin's book on this site, watch him in action in his video clips, and even talk to some of his references and you'll agree you'll get one of the top in the business. Cost: $5,000.
Master
the Jaw-Dropping Secrets to:
Stay Command (up 20 min to an hour) Yes.
Your Dog Will Relax and Fall Asleep
Off-leash and Distance Response Because No Matter What, Dogs
Get Loose
Distraction-Proofing Secrets that Work Anywhere and Anytime
Voice Control - That's right. No need to get louder and louder
So whether you tell your dog:
Off, Leave it, Gentle, Hush, Drop it, Be Nice, Come, Stay, Get
Down (and by Get Down, we don't mean dancing) or Off from a Distance,
the Dream Plan will Eventually Get Your Dog Off-leash Trained.
And that Truly is ANY Dog Owners' Dream Come True. Isn't it?
With three Hundred more, you get to upgrade to dream plan.
You never know how your
dog’s temperament
and behavior could change years from now. People change all the
time.What makes you think your dog won't?
This is why our lifetime package just makes
sense and it is strictly a Lifetime
Membership for YOU and for as long as you live in
town and remain a dog owner. Whether you own one dog,
or twenty dogs at a time, you don't pay us a dime more. That
one time fee of $800.00 covers you for
unlimited private lessons in your home and lifetime of group
classes.
!!! CONSUMER ALERT - BUYER BEWARE !!!
Be especially leery of trainers who refuse to give you any references. You can bet your dog's life that this is a red flag.
Think about it, if they are proud of their training method and their relationship with their clients, then they should have NOTHING to hide. This is especially important if they have NO group classes for you to observe. Your wallet, your dog and your precious time's depending on it. No matter how impressive their web sites seem or how convincing they may sound on the phone, don't skip this. You won't regret it. If someone's happy with you, then they won't mind bragging about you. Isn't this true with everything in life?
Which
of These Bad Habits You Want Gone??
Housetraining or
in Some Cases, Re-Housetraining Your Dog
(Value: No more wrinkle noses, scrubbing, or
thinking of replacing the carpet )
Ahhhhhhhhhh. Imagine walking in your clean
house that doesn’t smell like your dog’s poop and
pee anymore. No more arguments on why you got a puppy, or who
should/shouldn’t clean up after the dog. You’ll know
whether your dog’s marking, whether it's confused, suffers
from a urinary infection, or knows exactly what’s going
on, but simply doesn’t care and wants mommy to clean up
after it, for rest of its life. Owning a dog should be a joy,
NOT you becoming its slave.
What makes you frustrated even more, is dogs
usually do it more on a rug or carpet. You can almost hear your
dog laughing as it eliminates saying: “Here clean this.
Scrub that carpet woman. Scrub it. That’s right. Clean
up after me.”
I’ve seen dogs literally walk across
the wooden floor and the marble, and pee right on the carpet
or worse, on your favorite Persian rug. Don’t you hate
that? We’ll say goodbye to those days as I will show you
exactly what you are doing right and what you are doing wrong
to fully housebreak your dog.
Nipping and Mouthing: Put
an End to Your Dog’s Play-biting and Licking(Value: NO more bruises, no more scratches,
no more dog spits, AND--no more pain)
Shoving your finger down your dog's throat,
saying OUCH, or yelping like a wussy puppy doesn't work. Replacing
your hand with a toy also has short-term effects. Your dog will
get bored of the toy very fast and would want to use YOU as a
chew toy instead. Is that wrong? After all, you are more animated,
soft, warm, and have different yelps every time. And your dog
just loves it.
Let me show you how to stop this, before it
gets completely out of hand. You will not have to slam your dog
on its back, or even swat it in the face or anywhere else. This
makes your dog afraid of you and most importantly, it will make
it hand-shy. Always use your hands for loving and praise and
not for punishment.
Whether your dog’s constantly nipping
at you to play or to get your attention, it should stop immediately.
Jumping Up: Stop
it on You, Your Visitors, on Kids and on Glass Doors
(Value: No more getting scratched up
or dirty or keeping your dog away from guests )
You can turn your back, cross your arms and
ignore your dog by standing still, or even keep kneeing it in
the chest, hoping it gets the point. All these methods stop working.
You may also ask your dog to sit for you, but the minute you
say OK, your dog will knock you down like an old blanket all
over again.
You can knee your dog, but unless you are Bruce
Lee or about to compete in a kickboxing competition, you can
knee it until your skirt or pants rip, but your dog will keep
on jumping on you, again and again, thinking it's a game.
Scratching Doors, Whining,
and Control Your Dog's Separation Anxiety (Value: your door, your
glass/screen door, and not to forget--your sanity )
I'll outline a step-by-step program on how
you can have your dog accept your absence, without any barking,
whining or throwing a tantrum. As much as dogs were born to be
a pack animal, they can still be taught to be independent. You
don't want a dog following your room to room like your shadow
day and night. Doesn't that feel more like a stalker rather than
a pet?? You should be able to have some peace and quiet when
you want to. If not, then keep getting stalked. It's your choice.
Barking: Stop
and Control it in Your Presence or Absence (Value: Your eardrums and a fresh
start with your angry neighbors)
Stop and control your dog's barking around
visitors, the mail carrier, other dogs, cats, the kids, or when
you are away. You don’t want an evil or not so bright neighbor
of yours do something unimaginable. I’ve heard many horror
stories of dog owners ignoring or DENYING that it is their dog
with the barking problem, resulting in a disaster. Some got sued
by their neighbors. Some found their gate wide open with their
dog being gone. And in a worst case scenario, some found the
poor dog poisoned. Is your dog’s excessive barking worth
his/her life?
You’ll learn exactly how to let your
dog know that barking is allowed, but NOT excessively. Bottom
line, it should—always—stop when you give your dog
the “HUSH” command.
Leash
Pulling - Stop that Hacking Noise and Enjoy
Your Walk: (Value: Keep your arm from coming
out of its socket and feel the circulation back )
Finally be able to teach your dog walk on a loose leash through
the entire walk, and even around
distractions. Obviously we’re talking about REAL WORLD
distractions such as: other dogs, cats, kids, moving cars, squirrels,
and joggers. Bolting Out the Door and
Teaching Boundary and Perimeter Training:(Value: You won’t have to squeeze
through your front door anymore)
You will be able to leave your front
door wide open, without constantly reminding yourself,
or the rest of your family members to keep the door shut.
Your dog will learn to stay and hang out in your front
yard. You won’t need to spend hundreds of dollars
on a shock collar or an invisible fence.
Not Coming
When Called - Come on Command even Around Distractions:
(Value: No more looking funny by yelling
and chasing your dog in circles )
Learn how to get your dog to come to you, even when loose and
from a distance. This hands down is one of the hardest commands
to master. Even dog trainers’
dogs don’t always come to them. You’ll find out why
dogs ignore us on come command, and exactly how to get your dog
come to you every time. Growling, Snapping and Lunging Toward
Strangers, Dogs and Kids: (Value: Be able gain control of
your dog around these tempting situations)
Whether your dog is being overprotective, aggressive, or it’s
giving a warning, you should know how to
predict and prevent it from getting worse. This is where a typical
obedience trainer’s knowledge and
expertise runs out. You definitely need to work with someone
who is familiar in handling dog aggressive
tendencies and has years of experience dealing with difficult
cases. Kevin is one of the few in the
industry who welcomes such cases. Others will most likely tell
you to put up with it, or put your dog
down.
!!! CONSUMER ALERT - BUYER BEWARE !!!
Be especially leery of trainers who refuse to give you any references. You can bet your dog's life that this is a red flag.
Think about it, if they are proud of their training method and their relationship with their clients, then they should have NOTHING to hide. This is especially important if they have NO group classes for you to observe. Your wallet, your dog and your precious time's depending on it. No matter how impressive their web sites seem or how convincing they may sound on the phone, don't skip this. You won't regret it. If someone's happy with you, then they won't mind bragging about you. Isn't this true with everything in life?
How
Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Australian
Shepherd: Just one. While the rest herd the property
for any more light bulbs or even light switches that need to
be replaced.
Pit Bull: As long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING.
Not as long as I'm around. NO WAY.
Golden Retriever: It doesn't matter. Even if someone
breaks in, I will find the flashlight for them and show off
all of my toys and will play fetch nonstop. I still got lots
of toys that squeak.
Rottweiler: Won't you-- MAKE
ME!!!…..Just try it.
Labrador: Oh me, me!!!!! Huh? Huh? Pleeeeeeeeeze let
me change it! Can I? Can I? You sure you only want me to change
it? Too bad these bulbs float, or else I would even change
the ones from way under the pool.
German Shepherd:Roger that. First of
all, I need to see if that is truly a light bulb or a bomb.
Second, I should check for any intruders still left in the
premises. And third, see if they are still around, so I can
sink these nice set of canines in that arm and keep on swinging
from it. Not really. Any arm will do.
Maltese:Let the German Shepherd do
it. Cocky bastard. You can fix my hair. Yes. Of course piggy
tail. What else?
Saint Bernard: Man, I still got the hangover from last
night and you're worry about a stupid lamp. Look. I threw up
a few times and can’t even wipe my own slobber. Those
bitches once they're in heat, REALLY know how to party and
I got hammered.
Border Collie: Just one. And
then I'll replace any wiring, check for any hazards, and let
you know how long that light bulb will actually last.
Weiner Dog: Yeah right. You
know that I can't reach that stupid bulb! Hello? Besides,
those big scary dogs just love to floss their teeth with
me. And with/without any light they always find me. I guess
it's because I just can't shut up. Can I?
Siberian Husky: You mean just
yank it out of that ceiling and take off with it for miles
without even looking back?
Minature Pincher: Why?
I can still bite ankles in the dark.
Jack Russell Terrier: Dude,
I have cats to chase, rabbits to hunt, and make my owners
catch me if you can game. Besides, I will pop it again
with my constant bouncing around anyway.
Bassett Hound: Leave that thing
off. I am so tired and sleepy and I love it when it’s
dark. Too much light hurts my eyes. Why do you think my eyes
are so freaking red all the time? Noooooo. I told you a million
times that I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!!. I only slept fifteen
hours today and you kept on bugging me. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z.
Chow Chow:Nope, don't change that light bulb, don't
brush me, don't bathe me, don't medicate me, and don't ever
mistake me with a goofy bear.
Poodle: Oh come on. Give me a
break. Who wants to mess up the hair for a stupid light bulb?
What if the minute I even try to install it, it burns my fro.
I mean come on. The fro is back in style and these curls don’t
just happen, you know. Did I tell you I just got my nails done
at Poodle Nook Salon today?
Lhaso Apso: Why change it? I
can still mark every corner of this house blindfolded.
Doberman: Let them break in. I always wait in that corner
and never make a sound. By the time they notice me, my teeth
will meet their crotch. Then we’ll talk about who’s
really going to get neutered tonight. GRRRRRRRRR.
Beagle:Light bulb? I don't sniff any light bulbs? What's
the point. I will pop it again with my long barks anyway.
Boxer:Come on dude. Listen to my name.. BOXER? Who
needs to change a light bulb when I can just box and knock
out the intruder. Once they grab me by the collar, then I'll
show you my psycho dance, that is guaranteed to break those
fingers.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero TACO BULB?
Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my past life. So don't
you dare make me do anything.
Bulldog:No way Jose! Last time I tried that crap, I
landed flat on my nose.
Bichon Frisee: Let the bulldog
or the pug do it. Cute dogs don't have to work. Besides, all
they do is snore and snore alllllllllll night anyway.
Pointer: I
see it. There it is. That one right? Yep I see it. There it is.
Right there.. hmm.. although it is not moving. I wish they have
light bulbs in the jungle. That way I could point out those squirrels
even better.
Greyhound:I told you people that I only move off that
couch for rabbits! Plain and simple.
Afghan
Hound: Light bulb? What? Huh? I'm sorry, what is that?
Back in mountains there are no light bulbs. Besides, everybody
knows that I don’t need a silly lightbulb to prove
how gorgeous I really am. Written by Kevin Salem - Head Instructor
of Sacramento's Real-Life Dog Training.
Mr. Salem has successfully trained over 8,000 dogs
nationwide and is the creator of this award-winning
site - Dog Secrets .com. He wrote this joke about ten
years ago. You might have read a shorter version of
it here and there. Some made it shorter and changed
the order of different breeds and their comments, but
once you compare it, you'll notice that they all
have been originated from this source. You'll appreciate the
same kind of humor throughout Kevin's book, "Hidden
Secrets Behind Dog Training." It is a funny and a smart book.
Dear dog lover,
You are welcome to post this joke on your web site, web log
or in any other
my space type account. All I'm asking is to be kind enough
to
link it back to Dog Secrets .com. This isn't mandatory, but
will greatly be appreciated.
Thanks again for sharing the smile and the love for all the
dogs. Kevin Salem
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So this is More Common than You'd Think.
Let's face it. Dog training, true dog training,
and doing it the--RIGHT WAY--is an art. This is one of those
arts that
even those who call themselves a dog trainer, have not yet fully
mastered.
So we can honestly label them as--"Secrets".
If they weren't secrets,
don't you think we'd see more trained dogs among us?
Everybody would know how to train their dogs correctly
and we all would have a perfectly trained dog with no bad
habits.
--Kevin
Salem
Unlike
Others, We Give ALL Dogs a Second Chance.
Yes, Even Yours!!!
Important
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Let
me prove it to you that the dog you’ve always dreamed
about, is the same dog you've had all along.
Take out the guesswork and find out which training methods
REALLY work, which do not, and which eventually stops working.
What you'll gain from applying our Diverse Method is a smart
combination of hands on training, understanding dog behavior,
as well as applying canine psychology, resulting in a well-balanced,
well-mannered and a happy dog. Let
me repeat that!
A ( Happy Dog). Not
a soldier or a robot that listens only from fear, yelling,
and has no spirit or personality. If that’s what you’re
looking for-
Call it by Choice
or by Chance... You Ended Up on Our Site for a Reason. I am a Strong Believer
of We Experience Things in Life for a Reason.
Whether you need my help with
your dog or not, be sure to read the first chapter of my book
(20 Reasons Why Your Dog Doesn't Listen to You). This is available
on our site at absolutely NO COST to you.
After reading it, you'll discover
how you've actually been misled by most dog training sources
which are advertised everywhere. When I say most, I am referring
to ninety five percent of all dog books, dog sites, training
schools and even doggie behaviorists out there.
Now
think about it. What are the chances of you running into
that five percent? That five percent who ARE on top of their
field and KNOW how to deliver real long term results? Before
you draw your conclusion about me or about this site, you
owe it to your dog to at least read the 20 Reasons Why Your
Dog Doesn't Obey You. It will give you an idea of where you're
at with your dog, and what you want to accomplish from here
on.
And if you hate reading,, (Wow. At
least you’ve made it this far). Watch
my video clip. I promise you that it is one of the most eyebrow
raising videoclips you ever seen. It is for those who prefer
Real World dog training, as suppose to robotic competition
training.
My promise to you is: you’ll never look at the world
of dog training, trainers, and training techniques the
same way again. It will definitely open your eyes and your
mind.
Thank you for allowing me in making a positive change in
your dog's life and temperamen.
Be on the lookout of trainers who just REFUSE to give you any references. You can bet your dog's life on it that this is a red flag.
Think about it, if they are truly proud of their training method, delivered what they promised, and have the right work ethics with their clients, then they should have no problem giving you a few names. This is even more important if they DO NOT have any classes for you to observe.
Get at least five references, three recent and two from six months to a year ago. Do not fall for
"client confidentiality bologna." Push again and say, "Look. I am not asking for their last names, addresses or social for crying out loud. I just want the very best for my dog!" Even ask for their business license number.
( Check to see where they are and AREN'T allowed to train or board dogs.) Wouldn't you want to do business with someone who is professional, legal and legit? Your wallet, your dog and your precious time is depending on it. No matter how impressive their web sites seem or how convincing they may sound on the phone, don't skip this. You won't regret it. If someone's happy with you, then they won't mind bragging about you. Don't you already do this when it comes to good movies, good books and good restaurants?
If they say, "Well. I could give you my best friend or my sister's number as a reference to trick you." Just say, you'll take it. Let's see what your own family and friends say about you first. Do you see where I'm going with this? Once you get a few references, this is where you ask what you like and didn't like about them, their trainers, and whether the dog listens off-leash, without treats, from far away. How about around other dogs, cats, kids and your guests?
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