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BASIC PLAN:
( 3 Home Lessons in Sacramento Only )

Can Help You with All These Issues:

BETTER PLAN: Lifetime Membership - NEVER EXPIRES!!!
All in Your Home & Group Lessons As Needed

Unlimited Follow Up Lessons. That's Right. A Lifetime Support with NO EXPIRATION Date. Here in Sacramento. Group Classes in Sacramento County. Was $995. Now $800. Ask us about the our payment plans. :-)

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V.I.P. Program For Those of You Who
Wants Nothing But the Very Best-of-the-Best!

You Deal Strictly with Our Best and Top Trainer,
Kevin "The Dog Prodigy" Himself. Plain and Simple!!!

* 2-3 Weeks of Board & Train Personally All of Your Lessons with Kevin.
* All of Your Current and Future Lessons with Kevin and NOT His Trainers.
* All of Your Calls and e-Mails Will Be Answered by the Dog Prodigy Himself.
* Automatic Membership to All of His Future DVD's, Books and Audio CD's.
* Have the Rights to Video Tape One or All of Training Sessions.
* His Book Personally Autographed to You.
* Have Access to His Cell Phone Number For Any of Your Current or Future.

The only thing you can't do and wished you could... is to literally adopt Kevin. :-) But just like most things in life, the best, always costs the most. It is so true when they say, "You get what you pay for and it's no different when it comes to training your dog by one of the best in the industry."
Read some of Kevin's book on this site, watch him in action in his video clips, and even talk to some of his references and you'll agree you'll get one of the top in the business. Cost: $5,000.

Stay Command (up 20 min to an hour) Yes. Your Dog Will Relax and Fall Asleep
Off-leash and Distance Response Because No Matter What, Dogs Get Loose
Distraction-Proofing Secrets that Work Anywhere and Anytime
Voice Control - That's right. No need to get louder and louder

So whether you tell your dog: Off, Leave it, Gentle, Hush, Drop it, Be Nice, Come, Stay, Get Down (and by Get Down, we don't mean dancing) or Off from a Distance, the Dream Plan will Eventually Get Your Dog Off-leash Trained. And that Truly is ANY Dog Owners' Dream Come True. Isn't it? With three Hundred more, you get to upgrade to dream plan.

You never know how your dog’s temperament and behavior could change years from now. People change all the time.What makes you think your dog won't?

This is why our lifetime package just makes sense and it is strictly a Lifetime Membership for YOU and for as long as you live in town and remain a dog owner. Whether you own one dog, or twenty dogs at a time, you don't pay us a dime more. That one time fee of $800.00 covers you for unlimited private lessons in your home and lifetime of group classes.

!!! CONSUMER ALERT - BUYER BEWARE !!!

Be especially leery of trainers who refuse to give you any references. You can bet your dog's life that this is a red flag. Think about it, if they are proud of their training method and their relationship with their clients, then they should have NOTHING to hide. This is especially important if they have NO group classes for you to observe. Your wallet, your dog and your precious time's depending on it. No matter how impressive their web sites seem or how convincing they may sound on the phone, don't skip this. You won't regret it. If someone's happy with you, then they won't mind bragging about you. Isn't this true with everything in life?

Housetraining or in Some Cases, Re-Housetraining Your Dog
(Value: No more wrinkle noses, scrubbing, or thinking of replacing the carpet )

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Imagine walking in your clean house that doesn’t smell like your dog’s poop and pee anymore. No more arguments on why you got a puppy, or who should/shouldn’t clean up after the dog. You’ll know whether your dog’s marking, whether it's confused, suffers from a urinary infection, or knows exactly what’s going on, but simply doesn’t care and wants mommy to clean up after it, for rest of its life. Owning a dog should be a joy, NOT you becoming its slave.

What makes you frustrated even more, is dogs usually do it more on a rug or carpet. You can almost hear your dog laughing as it eliminates saying: “Here clean this. Scrub that carpet woman. Scrub it. That’s right. Clean up after me.”

I’ve seen dogs literally walk across the wooden floor and the marble, and pee right on the carpet or worse, on your favorite Persian rug. Don’t you hate that? We’ll say goodbye to those days as I will show you exactly what you are doing right and what you are doing wrong to fully housebreak your dog.

Nipping and Mouthing: Put an End to Your Dog’s Play-biting and Licking (Value: NO more bruises, no more scratches, no more dog spits, AND--no more pain)

Shoving your finger down your dog's throat, saying OUCH, or yelping like a wussy puppy doesn't work. Replacing your hand with a toy also has short-term effects. Your dog will get bored of the toy very fast and would want to use YOU as a chew toy instead. Is that wrong? After all, you are more animated, soft, warm, and have different yelps every time. And your dog just loves it.

Let me show you how to stop this, before it gets completely out of hand. You will not have to slam your dog on its back, or even swat it in the face or anywhere else. This makes your dog afraid of you and most importantly, it will make it hand-shy. Always use your hands for loving and praise and not for punishment.

Whether your dog’s constantly nipping at you to play or to get your attention, it should stop immediately.

(Value: No more getting scratched up or dirty or keeping your dog away from guests )

You can turn your back, cross your arms and ignore your dog by standing still, or even keep kneeing it in the chest, hoping it gets the point. All these methods stop working. You may also ask your dog to sit for you, but the minute you say OK, your dog will knock you down like an old blanket all over again.

You can knee your dog, but unless you are Bruce Lee or about to compete in a kickboxing competition, you can knee it until your skirt or pants rip, but your dog will keep on jumping on you, again and again, thinking it's a game.

Scratching Doors, Whining, and Control Your Dog's Separation Anxiety
(Value: your door, your glass/screen door, and not to forget--your sanity )

I'll outline a step-by-step program on how you can have your dog accept your absence, without any barking, whining or throwing a tantrum. As much as dogs were born to be a pack animal, they can still be taught to be independent. You don't want a dog following your room to room like your shadow day and night. Doesn't that feel more like a stalker rather than a pet?? You should be able to have some peace and quiet when you want to. If not, then keep getting stalked. It's your choice.

Barking: Stop and Control it in Your Presence or Absence
(Value: Your eardrums and a fresh start with your angry neighbors)

Stop and control your dog's barking around visitors, the mail carrier, other dogs, cats, the kids, or when you are away. You don’t want an evil or not so bright neighbor of yours do something unimaginable. I’ve heard many horror stories of dog owners ignoring or DENYING that it is their dog with the barking problem, resulting in a disaster. Some got sued by their neighbors. Some found their gate wide open with their dog being gone. And in a worst case scenario, some found the poor dog poisoned. Is your dog’s excessive barking worth his/her life?

You’ll learn exactly how to let your dog know that barking is allowed, but NOT excessively. Bottom line, it should—always—stop when you give your dog the “HUSH” command.

Leash Pulling - Stop that Hacking Noise and Enjoy Your Walk:
(Value: Keep your arm from coming out of its socket and feel the circulation back )

Finally be able to teach your dog walk on a loose leash through the entire walk, and even around
distractions. Obviously we’re talking about REAL WORLD distractions such as: other dogs, cats, kids, moving cars, squirrels, and joggers.

Bolting Out the Door and Teaching Boundary and Perimeter Training:(Value: You won’t have to squeeze through your front door anymore)

You will be able to leave your front door wide open, without constantly reminding yourself, or the rest of your family members to keep the door shut. Your dog will learn to stay and hang out in your front yard. You won’t need to spend hundreds of dollars on a shock collar or an invisible fence.

Not Coming When Called - Come on Command even Around Distractions:
(Value: No more looking funny by yelling and chasing your dog in circles )

Learn how to get your dog to come to you, even when loose and from a distance. This hands down is one of the hardest commands to master. Even dog trainers’ dogs don’t always come to them. You’ll find out why dogs ignore us on come command, and exactly how to get your dog come to you every time.

Growling, Snapping and Lunging Toward Strangers, Dogs and Kids:
(Value: Be able gain control of your dog around these tempting situations)

Whether your dog is being overprotective, aggressive, or it’s giving a warning, you should know how to predict and prevent it from getting worse. This is where a typical obedience trainer’s knowledge and expertise runs out. You definitely need to work with someone who is familiar in handling dog aggressive tendencies and has years of experience dealing with difficult cases. Kevin is one of the few in the industry who welcomes such cases. Others will most likely tell you to put up with it, or put your dog down.

Australian Shepherd: Just one. While the rest herd the property for any more light bulbs or even light switches that need to be replaced.

Pit Bull: As long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING. Not as long as I'm around. NO WAY.

Golden Retriever: It doesn't matter. Even if someone breaks in, I will find the flashlight for them and show off all of my toys and will play fetch nonstop. I still got lots of toys that squeak.

Rottweiler: Won't you-- MAKE ME!!!…..Just try it.

Labrador: Oh me, me!!!!! Huh? Huh? Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change it! Can I? Can I? You sure you only want me to change it? Too bad these bulbs float, or else I would even change the ones from way under the pool.

German Shepherd: Roger that. First of all, I need to see if that is truly a light bulb or a bomb. Second, I should check for any intruders still left in the premises. And third, see if they are still around, so I can sink these nice set of canines in that arm and keep on swinging from it. Not really. Any arm will do.

Maltese: Let the German Shepherd do it. Cocky bastard. You can fix my hair. Yes. Of course piggy tail. What else?

Saint Bernard: Man, I still got the hangover from last night and you're worry about a stupid lamp. Look. I threw up a few times and can’t even wipe my own slobber. Those bitches once they're in heat, REALLY know how to party and I got hammered.

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring, check for any hazards, and let you know how long that light bulb will actually last.

Weiner Dog: Yeah right. You know that I can't reach that stupid bulb! Hello? Besides, those big scary dogs just love to floss their teeth with me. And with/without any light they always find me. I guess it's because I just can't shut up. Can I?

Siberian Husky: You mean just yank it out of that ceiling and take off with it for miles without even looking back?

Minature Pincher: Why? I can still bite ankles in the dark.

Jack Russell Terrier: Dude, I have cats to chase, rabbits to hunt, and make my owners catch me if you can game. Besides, I will pop it again with my constant bouncing around anyway.

Bassett Hound: Leave that thing off. I am so tired and sleepy and I love it when it’s dark. Too much light hurts my eyes. Why do you think my eyes are so freaking red all the time? Noooooo. I told you a million times that I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!!. I only slept fifteen hours today and you kept on bugging me. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z.

Chow Chow: Nope, don't change that light bulb, don't brush me, don't bathe me, don't medicate me, and don't ever mistake me with a goofy bear.

Poodle: Oh come on. Give me a break. Who wants to mess up the hair for a stupid light bulb? What if the minute I even try to install it, it burns my fro. I mean come on. The fro is back in style and these curls don’t just happen, you know. Did I tell you I just got my nails done at Poodle Nook Salon today?

Lhaso Apso: Why change it? I can still mark every corner of this house blindfolded.

Doberman: Let them break in. I always wait in that corner and never make a sound. By the time they notice me, my teeth will meet their crotch. Then we’ll talk about who’s really going to get neutered tonight. GRRRRRRRRR.

Beagle: Light bulb? I don't sniff any light bulbs? What's the point. I will pop it again with my long barks anyway.

Boxer: Come on dude. Listen to my name.. BOXER? Who needs to change a light bulb when I can just box and knock out the intruder. Once they grab me by the collar, then I'll show you my psycho dance, that is guaranteed to break those fingers.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero TACO BULB?

Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my past life. So don't you dare make me do anything.

Bulldog: No way Jose! Last time I tried that crap, I landed flat on my nose.

Bichon Frisee: Let the bulldog or the pug do it. Cute dogs don't have to work. Besides, all they do is snore and snore alllllllllll night anyway.

Pointer: I see it. There it is. That one right? Yep I see it. There it is. Right there.. hmm.. although it is not moving. I wish they have light bulbs in the jungle. That way I could point out those squirrels even better.

Greyhound: I told you people that I only move off that couch for rabbits! Plain and simple.

Afghan Hound: Light bulb? What? Huh? I'm sorry, what is that? Back in mountains there are no light bulbs. Besides, everybody knows that I don’t need a silly lightbulb to prove how gorgeous I really am.

Written by Kevin Salem - Head Instructor of Sacramento's Real-Life Dog Training.

Mr. Salem has successfully trained over 8,000 dogs nationwide and is the creator of this award-winning site - Dog Secrets .com. He wrote this joke about ten years ago. You might have read a shorter version of it here and there. Some made it shorter and changed the order of different breeds and their comments, but once you compare it, you'll notice that they all have been originated from this source. You'll appreciate the same kind of humor throughout Kevin's book, "Hidden Secrets Behind Dog Training." It is a funny and a smart book.

Dear dog lover,
You are welcome to post this joke on your web site, web log or in any other my space type account. All I'm asking is to be kind enough to link it back to Dog Secrets .com. This isn't mandatory, but will greatly be appreciated.

Thanks again for sharing the smile and the love for all the dogs. Kevin Salem

Let's face it. Dog training, true dog training,
and doing it the--RIGHT WAY--is an art. This is one of those arts that even those who call themselves a dog trainer, have not yet fully mastered.

So we can honestly label them as--"Secrets". If they weren't secrets, don't you think we'd see more trained dogs among us?

Everybody would know how to train their dogs correctly
and we all would have a perfectly trained dog with no bad habits.

Let me prove it to you that the dog you’ve always dreamed about, is the same dog you've had all along.

Take out the guesswork and find out which training methods REALLY work, which do not, and which eventually stops working.

What you'll gain from applying our Diverse Method is a smart combination of hands on training, understanding dog behavior, as well as applying canine psychology, resulting in a well-balanced, well-mannered and a happy dog. Let me repeat that!

A ( Happy Dog). Not a soldier or a robot that listens only from fear, yelling, and has no spirit or personality. If that’s what you’re looking for-

Call it by Choice or by Chance... You Ended Up on Our Site for a Reason.
I am a Strong Believer of We Experience Things in Life for a Reason.

Whether you need my help with your dog or not, be sure to read the first chapter of my book (20 Reasons Why Your Dog Doesn't Listen to You). This is available on our site at absolutely NO COST to you.

After reading it, you'll discover how you've actually been misled by most dog training sources which are advertised everywhere. When I say most, I am referring to ninety five percent of all dog books, dog sites, training schools and even doggie behaviorists out there.

Now think about it. What are the chances of you running into that five percent? That five percent who ARE on top of their field and KNOW how to deliver real long term results? Before you draw your conclusion about me or about this site, you owe it to your dog to at least read the 20 Reasons Why Your Dog Doesn't Obey You. It will give you an idea of where you're at with your dog, and what you want to accomplish from here on.

And if you hate reading,, (Wow. At least you’ve made it this far). Watch my video clip. I promise you that it is one of the most eyebrow raising videoclips you ever seen. It is for those who prefer Real World dog training, as suppose to robotic competition training.

My promise to you is: you’ll never look at the world of dog training, trainers, and training techniques the same way again. It will definitely open your eyes and your mind.

Thank you for allowing me in making a positive change in your dog's life and temperamen.

Be on the lookout of trainers who just REFUSE to give you any references. You can bet your dog's life on it that this is a red flag. Think about it, if they are truly proud of their training method, delivered what they promised, and have the right work ethics with their clients, then they should have no problem giving you a few names. This is even more important if they DO NOT have any classes for you to observe.

Get at least five references, three recent and two from six months to a year ago. Do not fall for "client confidentiality bologna." Push again and say, "Look. I am not asking for their last names, addresses or social for crying out loud. I just want the very best for my dog!" Even ask for their business license number. ( Check to see where they are and AREN'T allowed to train or board dogs.) Wouldn't you want to do business with someone who is professional, legal and legit? Your wallet, your dog and your precious time is depending on it. No matter how impressive their web sites seem or how convincing they may sound on the phone, don't skip this. You won't regret it. If someone's happy with you, then they won't mind bragging about you. Don't you already do this when it comes to good movies, good books and good restaurants?

If they say, "Well. I could give you my best friend or my sister's number as a reference to trick you." Just say, you'll take it. Let's see what your own family and friends say about you first. Do you see where I'm going with this? Once you get a few references, this is where you ask what you like and didn't like about them, their trainers, and whether the dog listens off-leash, without treats, from far away. How about around other dogs, cats, kids and your guests?

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