Compare Us to Uncle Matty "Mathew Margolis" Dog Training
and May the Best Dog Trainer Win. Unlike Uncle Mattie We Offer
in Home Dog Obedience Training AND Doggie Boot Camps. We Are Nobody's
Uncle and Don't Do Any Whispering. Uncle Matty Dog Trainer Charges
You an Arm and an a Leg. We Don't.
Dog Psychology Book (Best-Seller) - Boot Camp - House Calls
Millan is Probably Somewhere in France Training
Johnny Depp's Dog!
But NOT to Worry--We Can STILL Help. :-)
Site Contradicts AND Challenges Your "Current" Method to its Core !!!
Choice or by Chance, You
Ended Up Here For a Reason!
!!!How We Beat the Majority of Dog Trainers !!!
You Refuse to Constantly Rely on Treats… you are
on your own. * If
You Don't Like to Attend Weekly Group Classes… you are on your own. * If Your Dog is Very Protective Towards Dogs OR People... you are on your own.
FACT: That is What You Are Up Against When You Shop for Dog Schools/Trainers.
Play the Clip Below. It
is Short, Funny a True Eye-Opener!
Watch How with Humor AND Logic I Debunk One of the
Biggest Myths in Today's Dog Training!!
Raving Reviews from... Top Heavy-Hitters in the Dog World:
…You and Cesar are very similar in philosophy. I do hope we get to meet you some day.
--Cesar Millan’s co-Author --Melissa Jo Peltier NY/LA. Producer of
The Dog Whisperer - National Geographic Channel
…I was able to learn how to better connect with my dog Tasha. Kevin has great insight and instinct into what dog guardians need to learn in order to create well behaved dogs as members of our pack."
--Nicholas Sveslosky | CEO
FIDO Friendly Magazine
!!!Smartest Dogs vs. Dumbest Trainers!!!
You see, just about every dog book, dog class,
and thousands of dog sites preach:
* Never ever
say "NO" to your dog. * Don’t you dare correct
him for anything. Ever! * If, you choose to reprimand
him—completely leave out his name. * Starve him first, and then
give him treats left and right so he listens better. * Distract or even worse, IGNORE
him when he misbehaves, and wait and wait, until you catch
him doing something good on his own. Then praise him
lavishly. (WOW. That sure makes a lot of sense.)
Now Who's With Me???
Folks, Try That Waiting Game and You Are Going to Wait a—
before your doggie makes you proud on its own. Besides,
do your kids play less video games on their own, text or
tweet less on their own, clean up after themselves on their
own, or behave politely on their own? How about you? Do
your good habits come to you naturally or do the bad ones?
Then how can you expect any different from an animal?
Oh, They Call
This Nonsense, “Positive Dog Training”!
Yeah, positive scamming is more like
it. And if that doesn’t work for your dog, they
positively tell you to get rid of your poor dog or
put him down, blessing his soul with that positive energy.
Now, if that makes sense to you, I'll save you time and
tell you to please stop reading now. You are in the wrong
Here's How You've Been Skillfully Brainwashed !!!
You probably have already tried an eight-week
"treat-training" program. What's worse, the trainer
looked you in the eye and promised that your dog WILL eventually
listen to you anywhere, anytime, and WITHOUT any treats.
(It's only eight weeks and hey, it’s even scientifically proven.)
Fast forward to today: Your dog graduated
and got his doggie diploma from that class. Now be honest!
Does he obey all the commands perfectly without those yummy treats?How about around
other dogs, cats or your visitors? After all, it's unrealistic
to expect you to carry goodies with you for the rest of
Hmm.. now don't get mad. Sit down. Take
a deep breath and look at that cheesy diploma again.
Now, Here's What I Don't Get:
How Can Something that is Backed by "Science"
Go So Wrong???
Whoa! Look at the size of that dog! Is he for real? What's our point? Make sure you watch our video clips. And think twice of
those dog schools with just boring pictures or the ones that ask you to drive to their ranch for a lesson. Photos just
don't WOW us anymore! They are as phony as this photo.lol
Let Us Help You Get a "Polite" Dog First. This Means, No More:
Stealing From Counters
Begging and Whining
Are You Struggling with Your Dog...
Constantly Chasing and Terrorizing Your Poor Cat
Peeing or Pooping All Over Your Lovely Furniture/Home
Scaring Your Visitors, Other Dogs, the Kids or Your Other
Attacking the Fence or the Door Once it Hears or Sees Dogs
Stop Wasting Your Time with:
Repeating "Watch Me," "Watch Me"
While Holding a Stupid Treat
Using a Clicker. Clicker Dog Training Makes Sense if You
Getting Physical or Abusive - NO Need to Hit or Slam Your
Constantly Repeating, "Uh," "Uh-uh,"..
(PetSmart Love and Swear by Those!)
of Dog Trainers/Dog Schools Are Clueless in How to...
Get Your Dog to Listen Without Carrying Bunch of Treats with You
Complete Off-leash Control of Your Dog - Because it Sucks
to Have that Doubt
Fully Housebreak it- No More Peeing, Pooping or Marking
All Over Your Carpet/Home
Over-protectiveness with Dogs, People, Your Cat or Even Towards
You and Your Family.
For You... We Fall Under that Rare 3%!!!
"Exactly" What to Expect From Us:
We DO NOT have a long list of dog trainers in every city
and would hate lying to you by saying that every one of
them has the same level of experience, qualification,
Simply put, they are usually—Recycled
Karaoke Dog Trainers—not any different
from when you keep copying from a photocopy. We all know
that you eventually lose quality each time, since you are NOT dealing
with “The Master”!
Besides, is there a Michael Jordan in every town? A Tiger
Woods on every golf course? How about a Bruce Lee in every
zip code? We are not the McDonalds or Starbucks of dog training.
And let's face it; anybody can make you aKickass
Burger or a Yummy Latte,but not just any trainer or dog school is truly qualified
to help you with your dog’s specific needs.
We are just too darn busy to offer free consultations
or free evaluations. In other words, 'Can you come and look
at my dog?' or 'Can we talk in person first?' is not our
cup of tea. You won't pay us a dime if we cannot train your
dog. We also don't make a ninja out of your dog by teaching
it Attack Training, Agility, Cute
Tricks or offer Group Classes anymore.
For liability reasons, we don't refer other trainers.
However, we gladly accept dogs from 8 weeks old pups to
adults. And more than obedience training, you'll master
problem prevention and canine behavior modification. Our
obedience level includes from basic toOff-Leash
is why we have dogs from all over the country shipped to
us for a reason. (You also have the choice of flying our
Dog Prodigy to your town or country.)
Ultimately, It Takes Only the Best and
the Brightest to Train/Rehabilitate the Worst of the Worst Dogs!
--Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Much Should You Pay for Dog
It's common knowledge that private sessions
with a top expert of ANY field will cost you more. After all, you DO get what you pay for.
But think about this for a minute: What does is it really mean when we choose to pay more for something, someone,
or a service? As Dr. Phil would say, "This can't be
your first rodeo." So I'll assume you know what I'm
talking about here.
Now, Doesn't"Expensive"Usually Get You:
The Very Best
The Highly Skilled
A True Pro
Years of Experience
Peace of Mind
And maybe even: luxury, reliability, durable,
efficiency, warranty, the rarest, the cleanest, the healthiest,
the tastiest, the newest, the fastest, the strongest,
the smartest, much comfortable, much safer, much bigger,
more, the most-admired or that WOW Factor? How about from
top medical treatment to top VIP treatment?
Let's face it; real life isn't like e bay,
secondhand store, or a garage sale where you can always
bargain or find killer deals. Sadly, not everything is
on sale everywhere and every time. So you probably guessed
what's coming next by now: The same rule applies
when it comes to Getting
Your Dog Trained by a Real PRO!
Bottom line, when people pay top money,
they automatically expect to GET top dog training. Going
out of your way to get the early-bird special in some
park or your local pet store will NOT get you top dog
Using Treats + Extreme Spoiling = A Half-Trained Stubborn Dog
Mistakes that You Are Making Right NOW !!!
Mistake #1: Hitting, yelling, hanging or slamming your dog on its back
to make him listen or submit.
(Hint: You want your dog to respect you and NEVER fear you.)
Mistake #2: Relying
heavily on the use of treats instead of your praise and technique.
For example, give the poor dog his food for God's sake. Nobody
asks you to do bunch of tricks or jump through hoops before
feeding you. Plus, he's really putting on a show for his food
and NOT for you.
be far more effective if you give your dog treats at the very
END of your training sessions and not before each
command. Treat or not treat, your dog should Sit, Stay or
Lie Down for you and because you said so and not because he
sees/smells chicken in your hand.
Mistake #3: Just
plain refusing to say "NO" to your dog and instead,
correcting her with funny terms and noises like: Uh, Uh-Uh,
or worse of all, barking or growling at your dog to make your
point. Hmm... now, who's the animal here?
Mistake #4: Turning your back to your dog when he is jumping up on you
or when he is in the middle of body-slamming your visitors
or the poor kids. Folks, by doing so, all you are teaching
the dog is to keep humping your back, keep jumping on your
guests, keep knocking down the poor kids, and to get your
back all dirty and scratched up. (So in a way, you are encouraging
your dog to NOT sniff your crotch, but rather shove that wet
and cold nose up your tush.)
How's that working out
PetSmart Dog Trainers, Petco and Clicker
Training for Dogs - Dumbest Way to Train is all about
this method. That explains why 8 out of 10 of our clients
have already tried a pet store class and failed miserably.
Mistake #5: Yelping or whimpering like a hurt or scared puppy to stop
your dog's play-biting and mouthing at your hands and feet.
That is mimicking a weaker or a beta dog. Your dog will see
you as a giant, warm and animated squeak toy. 'No bite' simply
means—NO BITE—every time and your dog should respect
that no matter who says it!
Boot Camp WITHOUT the Boot - (No Offense, Any Bozo Can Watch Your Dog!)
Be Honest. If You Are Just...
* Too Busy or Even a Bit Lazy
to Train Your Dog Yourself * Unable to Solve Your Dog's Annoying
Habits on Your Own * Leaving Town for Thanksgiving,
Easter, or Christmas Holiday * In the Process of Moving or
Remodeling Your Home or Yard
Or, Perhaps You
* Staying at Home
Mom and the Kids Kick Your Butt Like the Dog * Going on Vacation or Have to
Leave Town on a Business Trip * Studying for an Exam - Needing
Surgery or Recovering from One * Disappointed by the Results
You Got from the Previous Trainers...
...What impresses me most with Kevin is his
ability to "understand" a dog's perception and how
to capitalize on it. While I have always been comfortable
referring clients to Kevin, after experiencing his services
first-hand, I am even more confident that he can truly help
with most behavior issues with dogs. You don't have to accept
problem behaviors - even if they are "not a big deal".
--Doctor Ken Pawlowski
President of Sacramento Valley Veterinary Medical Association
Most Thought-Provoking Dog Training Book Ever!!!
This Book Gives You
a Totally New Perspective About:
1. Yourself - Your thoughts, beliefs and perception
of your current and previous dogs.
2. Your Dog - Why and how your dog thinks and responds in different
3. Your Method – Unravel the strengths and weaknesses of
4. Your Tools – Which training tools work and which eventually
5. Your Trainer - Their philosophy, expertise, expectations and
6. The Dog Training Industry – How to use the system to
My Mission: To explore the main reasons why
dogs didn't thrive to their fullest potential.
I was actually shocked to find that the real cause had
very little to do with the dogs' age, personality, size, intelligence,
past history, or even the breed, but had everything to do with
the “human element”.
To my surprise, I found owners and even trainers from all around
the globe were skillfully misled, influenced and even brainwashed.
All this had a tremendous affect on their beliefs, attitude, technique,
drive, sense of hope, creativity, and of course--their level of
Book's Description: This
book introduces you to the next level and the future of dog
training —“The Diverse Method.” For the
first time, you’ll take a deeper look at the world of dog
trainers, their philosophy, and how it impacts you and your dog
from an insider's perspective.
Here’s a thought-provoking fact: If there
are more than four hundred different breeds of dogs in this world,
how can they possibly all respond to only one way of training?
You see, every dog was bred specifically for a purpose. So for
ANY expert to argue that you can train or rehabilitate each and
every one with just “Positive Reinforcement” or “Negative
Reinforcement” proves their arrogance, little experience,
and lack of diversity.
The secret is to follow a "Diverse Reinforcement"
because, just as with people, dogs never respond to a strictly positive or negative approach.
Soul Can Be Judged by the Way He Treats His Dog. -- Charles
Fido Friendly's CEO--Nicholas Sveslosky with
His Black Lab, Tasha
"After only a short time with Kevin, I was
able to learn how to better connect with my dog Tasha. Kevin
has great insight and instinct into what dog guardians need
to learn in order to create well behaved dogs as members of
--Nicholas T. Sveslosky | Editor-in-Chief / CEO
FIDO Friendly Magazine
The Video Clip
Below Speaks for Itself--Literally!!
the Difference Between "Average" and "WOW"
in the Clip Above!!
The goal isn't to live forever,
the goal is to create something that will.” --Chuck Palahniuk
"Someone or a tragic incident can take away your home,
your fame, your fortune, your pride, your passion, your
loved ones, your well being, your good looks, your youth
and even your dignity from you. But absolutely nothing or
nobody in this world can take away that one thing from you--and
that is your "attitude!!!"
In fact, the only person and the only force that can affect
your attitude for better or for worse is--YOU."
--Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Dog Obedience Training vs. Dog Psychology!!!
Sorry, but Cheap, Affordable or Free Dog Training is NOT
going to get you one of the top trainers in the business.
That's the sad truth. You'll learn how to train a dog to
respond off-lead and totally hands off--which dog trainers
refer to as off-leash training. These best dog training
methods and tips have been jealously guarded by topnotch
dog trainers in the world. Compare our book to Secrets of
a Professional Dog Trainer by Adam Katz. You may hire Kevin
in person or compare our board and
train to other doggy boot camps. You'll notice that
other dog training schools just don't measure up. World
class dog training site that reveals the secrets of the
best dog trainers is just one click away.
How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light
by Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Australian Shepherd: Just one, while the rest herd the property for any other
light bulbs or even light switches that need to be replaced.
Pit Bull: As
long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING. Not as long
as I'm breathing. NO WAY.
Golden Retriever: It doesn't
matter. Even if someone breaks in, I will find the flashlight
for them and show off all of my toys and will play fetch
all night. Where’s that one that squeak?
Rottweiler: MAKE ME!!! Just
Labrador: Oh, me! Me! Huh?
Huh? Pleeeeeeeeease let me change it! Can I? Can I? You
sure you only want me to change it? Too bad these bulbs
float, or else I would even change the ones deep underwater
in the pool.
German Shepherd: Roger that.
First of all, I need to see if that is truly a light bulb
or a bomb. Second, I'll check for any intruders that may
still be on the premises. And third, I’ll sniff to
see if they are still around, so I can sink this nice set
of canines into that arm and keep on swinging from it. Not
really. Any arm will do.
the German Shepherd do it. Cocky bastard. You can fix my
hair. Yes, of course, a piggy tail. What else?
Saint Bernard: Man, I’ve still got a hangover
from last night and you're worried about a stupid lamp?
Look. I threw up a few times and can't even wipe my own
slobber. Those bitches, once they're in heat, they REALLY
know how to party, and I got soooo hammered.
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring, check for any
hazards, and let you know how long that light bulb will
Weiner Dog: Yeah right. You know I can't reach that
stupid bulb! Hello? Besides, those big scary dogs would
just love to floss their teeth with me. And with/without
any light they always find me. I guess it's because I just
can't shut up. Can I?
Siberian Husky: You mean just
yank it out of that ceiling and take off with it for miles
without even looking back?
Minature Pincher: Why? I can still bite ankles in
Jack Russell Terrier: Dude, I have cats to chase,
rabbits to hunt, and make my owners play the catch-me-if-you-can
game. Besides, I will just pop it again with my constant
bouncing around anyway.
Bassett Hound: Leave that thing off. I am so tired
and sleepy and I love it when it's pitch dark. Too much
light hurts my eyes. Why do you think my eyes are so freaking
red all the time? Noooooo. I told you a million times that
I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!! I only slept fifteen hours today
and you kept on bugging me. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z.
Chow Chow: Nope, don't change that light bulb, don't
brush me, don't bathe me, don't medicate me, and don't ever
mistake me with for some goofy baby bear.
Poodle: Oh come on. Give me
a break. Who wants to mess up the hair for a stupid light
bulb? What if the minute I try to install it, it fries my
awesome fro. I mean, come on. The fro is back in style and
these curls don't just happen on their own, you know. Did
I tell you I just got my nails done at Poodle Nook Salon
Lhasa Apso: Why change it?
I can still mark every corner of every house blindfolded.
Doberman: Let them break in.
I always wait in that corner and never make a sound. By
the time they notice me, my teeth will be in their crotch.
Then we’ll talk about who’s really going to
get neutered tonight. GRRRRRRRRR.
Beagle: Light bulb? I won't sniff any light bulbs!
What's the point? I will only pop it again with my long
piercing barks anyway.
on, dude. Listen to my name: BOXER? Who needs to change
a light bulb when I can just knock out the intruder? Once
they grab me by the collar, then I'll show you my psycho
dance, the one that is guaranteed to break those fingers.
quiero TACO BULB?
Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my past life. So
don't you dare make me do anything.
Bulldog: No way Jose! Last time I tried that crap,
I landed flat on my nose.
Bichon Frisee: Let the bulldog
or the pug do it. Cute dogs don't have to work. Besides,
all they do is snore and snore alllllllllll night anyway.
Pointer: I see
it. There it is. That one, right? Yep, I see it. There it
is. Right there..hmm...although, it isn’t moving.
I wish they had light bulbs in the forest. That way I could
point out those squirrels even better.
told you people that I only move off that couch for rabbits!
Plain and simple.
Afghan Hound: Light bulb? What's that? Sorry, we don't always have electricity
around here. Besides, everyone knows that I don't need a
silly light to prove how gorgeous I really am.
Written Kevin "The Dog Prodigy" - Head Instructor
of Sacramento's Real-Life Dog Training.
Kevin wrote this joke about ten years ago. You might have
read a shorter version of it here and there. Some have made
it shorter and changed the order of different breeds and
their comments, but once you compare it, you'll notice that
they all originate from this source. You'll appreciate the
same kind of humor throughout Kevin's book, "Hidden
Secrets Behind Dog Training." It is a funny, smart
book about training your dog.
Attention Dear Dog Owners
You are welcome to post this joke on your web site, web
log or in any other my space type account. All we ask is
to be kind enough to link it back to Dog Secrets .com. This
isn't mandatory, but will greatly be appreciated.
Thanks again for sharing the smile and the love for all
the dogs. Kevin Salem
!!! Read About Half of Kevin's Book Right Below!!!
We Wanted to Give
You that Library or Bookstore Feel :-)
*** Dog Training Lies *** Top 10 Biggest Mistakes Even "Trainers" Make!
Expose the biggest lies behind using treats, dog parks,
classes, tools and boot camps! click
Dog Test: How and Why Pampering Your Dog Can Backfire!
These are the dogs that ignore, challenge, and even
bite. To learn more click
Leadership Reality Check!!! -- Who Really Has Who on a Leash?!?!
Don't prove it to us; prove it to yourself that your
dog isn't THAT bad after all. click
Your Dog Make You Look Like
an Idiot Around Other Dogs? Does your dog bark, lunge, growl, whimper
or goes for the kill. here's
Training Scam - Besides Beating, Treats is the Worst Way to Train!!!
Is it practical or even natural to rely heavily on treats
for everything? Learn more!
Aggrrrrrrrrresion - What All Dog Owners AND
Trainers Fear Most!
Recognize the early signs of serious aggression in your
Why Your Dog Never Listens
Around____________!!! (Fill in the Blank!)
20 reasons why your dog plays dumb or deaf around dogs,
strangers, cats or off-leash. click
When to Doubt
Your Dog Training Book, Your Method, or Even Your Trainer!
Identify the strengths & weaknesses of your "current"
training technique! Click
Vets Want You to Master - (Vets Love This!)
Many dogs are a nightmare to deal with in animal hospitals. Here's how to solve it.
into Triumph! - Read Kevin's Story that Started it All!!
Everybody has a story, a cause, or a reason... Read
Kevin's touching story. Visit this
We Always Welcome a Challenge!
So Compare Us to Others and May the Best Trainer Win :-)
You see, I used to think that I can make
a dog listen to me anywhere and at any time, all just
with my voice--no yelling, no hitting, no treats, no whistles,
no clickers, just with praise, a healthy bond, understanding
the dog, and of course, a proper technique.
It turned out.. I was dead right.
!!! POW !!!
Didn't that reminded you of Christopher
Walken? That's how this site is written.
It's in your face, funny, eye-opening, thought-provoking
and extremely informative.
When All Else Fails... We Won't!!!
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Secrets .com!!! Where You See the Difference Between
"Average" and "WOW"!!!
You really don't have to get rid of your poor dog or put
up with anymore of his bad habits. You see, regardless of
what or which trainer you tried up to this point, it's fair
to say that you haven't tried us yet. Then please don't
yell, hit or get rid of your poor dog. Let us help you train
IMPORTANT: Our Drop Off Dog Training Has
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