Cesar
Millan is Probably Somewhere in France Training
Johnny Depp's Dog!
So...
What Now???
!!!
This Site Contradicts AND Even Challenges Your Method
to its Core !!!
*Doggie
Boot Camp*Home Lessons*THE Book*
!!!SMART
DOGS — DUMB TRAINERS!!!
Choice or by Chance, You
Ended Up Here For a Reason!
Just about every dog book, dog magazine,
and thousands of dog sites preach that:
* Never ever
say "NO" to your dog. * Don’t you dare correct
him for anything. Ever! * If, you choose to reprimand
him—completely leave out his name. * Starve him first, and
then give him treats left and right so he listens better. * Distract or even worse,
IGNORE him when he misbehaves, and wait and wait, until
you catch him doing something good on his own.
Then praise him lavishly. (WOW. That sure makes a lot
of sense.)
YEAY!!!! Now Who's With Me???
Folks, Try That Waiting Game and You Are Going to Wait
a—
Realllllllyyyyyyyyy...loooooooong...tiiiiiiiime
before your doggie makes you proud on its own. Besides,
do your kids play less video games on their own, text
or tweet less on their own, clean up after themselves
on their own, or behave politely on their own? How about
you? Do your good habits come to you naturally or do
the bad ones? Then how can you expect any different
from an animal?
Oh, They
Call This Nonsense, “Positive Dog Training”!
Yeah, positive scamming is more
like it. And if that doesn’t work for your dog,
they positively tell you to get rid of your poor
dog or put him down, blessing his soul with that
positive energy. Now, if that makes sense to you, I'll
save you time and tell you to please stop reading now.
You are in the wrong site.
Here's How You've Been Skillfully
Brainwashed !!!
You probably have already tried an eight-week
"treat-training" program. What's worse, the
trainer looked you in the eye and promised that your
dog WILL eventually listen to you anywhere, anytime,
and WITHOUT any treats. (It's only eight weeks and hey,
it’s even scientifically proven.)
Fast forward to today: Your dog graduated
and got his doggie diploma from that class. Now be honest!
Does he obey all the commands perfectly without those yummy treats?How about
around other dogs, cats or your visitors? After all,
it's unrealistic to expect you to carry goodies with
you for the rest of your life.
Hmm.. now don't get mad. Sit down. Take
a deep breath and look at that cheesy diploma again.
Now, Here's What I Don't Get:
How Can Something that is Backed by "Science"
Go So Wrong???
What the... Look at the size of that
dog! Look at his head! Is he for real? What's our
point?
Make sure you watch our video clips. And think twice
of those dog schools with just boring pictures. Photos
just don't WOW you! So is this pic real or fake? Photo
Shop? Hmm... it's Our Secret!
:-)
See the Difference Between
"Average" and "WOW" in the Clip
Below!
This Video Clip
Speaks For Itself--Literally!!
We
Are the Master in Solving Your Dog's:
Jumping Up
Barking
Play-biting
Bolting Out
Hyperactivity
Stealing From Counters
Leash Pulling
Begging and Whining
Is Your Dog a Challenge that...
Constantly Chases and Terrorizes Your Poor Cat
Pees, Poops and Marks All Over Your Lovely Furniture/Home
Goes After Your Visitors, Other Dogs, the Kids or Your
Other Dog
Attacks the Fence or the Door Once it Hears or Sees
Dogs and People
Don't Waste Your Time with:
Repeating "Watch Me," "Watch
Me" While Bribing with Treats
Using a Clicker. Clicker Dog Training Makes Sense if
You Are Mute
Getting Physical or Abusive - NO Need to Hit or Slam
Your Poor Dog
Constantly Repeating, "Uh," "Uh-uh,"..
(Pet Smart Just Love that Crap!)
FACT:97%
of Dog Trainers and Dog Schools Struggle When it Comes
to...
Getting Your Dog to Listen Without Constantly Bribing
it with Lots of Treats
Complete Off-leash Control of Your Dog - Because it
Sucks to Have that Doubt
Housebreaking - No More Peeing, Pooping or Sneaky Marking
All Over Your House
Overprotectiveness w/ Dogs, People, Your Cat or Even
Towards You and Your Family...
Lucky
For You... We Fall Under that Rare 3%!!!
Please Read "Exactly" What to Expect From
Us:
We DO NOT have a long list of dog trainers in every
city and would hate lying to you by saying that every
one of them has the same level of experience,
qualification, and professionalism.
Simply put, they are usually—Recycled
Karaoke Dog Trainers—not any different
from when you keep copying from a photocopy. We all
know that you lose quality each time, since you are
NOT dealing with “The Master”!
Besides, is there a Michael Jordan in every town?
A Tiger Woods on every golf course? How about a Bruce
Lee in every zip code? We are not the McDonalds or Starbucks
of dog training. And let's face it; anybody can make
you aKickass Burger
or a Yummy Latte,
but not just any trainer or dog school is truly qualified
to help you with your dog’s specific needs.
We are just too darn busy to offer free consultations
or free evaluations. In other words, 'Can you come and
look at my dog?' or 'Can we talk in person first?' is
not our cup of tea. You won't pay us a dime if we cannot
train your dog. We also don't make a ninja out of your
dog by teaching it Attack Training,
Agility, Cute Tricks or offer Group
Classes anymore.
For liability reasons, we don't refer other trainers.
However, we gladly accept dogs from 8 weeks old pups
to adults. And more than obedience training, you'll
master problem prevention and canine behavior modification.
Our obedience level includes from basic toOff-Leash
Mastery.Which
is why we have dogs from all over the country shipped
to us for a reason. (You also have the choice of flying
our Dog Prodigy to your town or country.)
Ultimately, It Takes the Best
and the Brightest to Train and Rehabilitate the Worst of
the Worst!
--Kevin "The Dog
Prodigy"
How
Much Should You Pay for
Dog Training?
It's common knowledge that private sessions
with a top expert of ANY field
will cost you more. After all, you DO get what you pay
for. But think about this for a minute: What does is
it really mean when we choose to pay more for
something, someone, or a service? As Dr. Phil would
say, "This can't be your first rodeo." So
I'll assume you know what I'm talking about here.
Now, Doesn't
"Expensive"Usually
Get You:
The Very Best
The Highly Skilled
A True Pro
Years of Experience
Peace of Mind
Convenience
One-on-One Support
Guarantee...
And maybe even: luxury, reliability,
durable, efficiency, warranty, the rarest, the cleanest,
the healthiest, the tastiest, the newest, the fastest,
the strongest, the smartest, much comfortable, much
safer, much bigger, more, the most-admired or that
WOW Factor? How about from top medical treatment to
top VIP treatment?
Let's face it; real life isn't like
e bay, secondhand store, or a garage sale where you
can always bargain or find killer deals. Sadly, not
everything is on sale everywhere and every time. So
you probably guessed what's coming next by now: The
same rule applies when it comes to Getting
Your Dog Trained by a Real PRO!
Bottom line, when people pay top
money, they automatically expect to GET top dog
training. Going out of your way to get the early-bird
special in some park or your local pet store will
NOT get you top dog training.
Using Treats +
Extreme Spoiling =
A Half-Trained Stubborn Dog
!!! Rookie
Mistakes that You Want to Avoid at All Cost
!!!
Mistake #1:
Hitting, yelling, hanging or slamming your dog on its
back to make him listen or submit.
(Hint: You want your dog to respect you and NEVER fear
you.)
Mistake #2:
Relying heavily on the use of treats instead
of your praise and technique. For example, give the poor
dog his food, for God's sake. Nobody's asking you to do
bunch of tricks or jump through hoops before feeding you.
Plus, he's really putting on a show for his food and NOT
for you.
Hint: You'll
be far more effective if you give your dog treats at the
very END of your training sessions and not before
each command. Treat or not treat, your dog should Sit,
Stay or Lie Down for you and because you said so and not
because he sees/smells chicken in your hand.
Mistake #3:
Just plain refusing to say "NO" to your dog
and instead, correcting it with funny terms and noises
like: Uh, Uh-Uh, or worse of all, barking or growling
at your dog to make your point. Hmm... now, who's the
animal here?
Mistake #4:
Turning your back to your dog when he is jumping up on
you or when he is in the middle of body-slamming your
visitors or the poor kids. Folks, by doing so, all you
are teaching the dog is to keep humping your back, keep
jumping on your guests, keep knocking down the poor kids,
and to get your back all dirty and scratched up. (So in
a way, you are encouraging your dog to NOT sniff your
crotch, but rather shove that wet and cold nose up your
tush.)
How's that working
out for you?
PetSmart Dog Trainers, Petco and Clicker
Training for Dogs - Dummest Way to Train is all about
this method. That explains why 8 out of 10 of our clients
have already tried a pet store class and failed miserably.
Mistake #5:
Yelping or whimpering like a hurt or scared puppy to stop
your dog's play-biting and mouthing at your hands and
feet. That is mimicking a weaker or a beta dog. Your dog
will see you as a giant, warm and animated squeak toy.
'No bite' simply means—NO BITE—every time
and your dog should respect that no matter who says it!
Doggie
Boot Camp WITHOUT the Boot
- (Any Bozo Can Board or Watch Your Dog For You!)
Be Honest. If You Are Just...
* Too Busy or Even a Bit Lazy
to Train Your Dog Yourself * Unable to Solve Your Dog's
Annoying Habits on Your Own * Leaving Town for Thanksgiving,
Easter, or Christmas Holiday * In the Process of Moving
or Remodeling Your Home or Yard
Or, Perhaps
You Are...
* Staying at
Home Mom and the Kids Kick Your Butt Like the Dog * Going on Vacation or Have
to Leave Town on a Business Trip * Studying for an Exam - Needing
Surgery or Recovering from One * Disappointed by the Results
You Got from the Previous Trainers...
...What impresses me most with Kevin is
his ability to "understand" a dog's perception
and how to capitalize on it. While I have always been
comfortable referring clients to Kevin, after experiencing
his services first-hand, I am even more confident that
he can truly help with most behavior issues with dogs.
You don't have to accept problem behaviors - even if they
are "not a big deal".
--Doctor Ken Pawlowski
President of Sacramento Valley Veterinary Medical Association
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is
to create something that will.”
--Chuck Palahniuk
The Book that Gives
You a Totally New Perspective About:
1. Yourself - Your thoughts, beliefs and perception
of your current and previous dogs.
2. Your Dog - Why and how your dog thinks and responds in
different scenarios.
3. Your Method – Unravel the strengths and weaknesses
of different techniques.
4. Your Tools – Which training tools work and which
eventually stop working.
5. Your Trainer - Their philosophy, expertise, expectations
and limitations.
6. The Dog Training Industry – How to use the system
to your advantage.
What
Was My Mission? To explore the main reasons
why dogs didn't thrive to their fullest potential.
I was actually shocked to find that the real cause
had very little to do with the dogs' age, personality, size,
intelligence, past history, or even the breed, but had everything
to do with the “human element”.
To my surprise, I found owners and even trainers from all
around the globe were skillfully misled, influenced and even
brainwashed. All this had a tremendous affect on their beliefs,
attitude, technique, drive, sense of hope, creativity, and
of course--their level of success.
Book's Description: This
book introduces you to the next level and the future of
dog training —“The Diverse Method.”
For the first time, you’ll take a deeper look at the
world of dog trainers, their philosophy, and how it impacts
you and your dog from an insider's perspective.
Here’s a thought-provoking fact: If there
are more than four hundred different breeds of dogs in this
world, how can they possibly all respond to only one way of
training? You see, every dog was bred specifically for a purpose.
So for ANY expert to argue that you can train or rehabilitate
each and every one with just “Positive Reinforcement”
or “Negative Reinforcement” proves their arrogance,
little experience, and lack of diversity.
The secret is to follow a "Diverse Reinforcement"
because, just as with people, dogs never respond to a strictly
positive or negative approach.
A
Man's Soul Can Be Judged by the Way He Treats His Dog.
-- Charles Doran
Fido Friendly's CEO--Nicholas Sveslosky
with His Black Lab, Tasha
"After only a short time with Kevin,
I was able to learn how to better connect with my dog Tasha.
Kevin has great insight and instinct into what dog guardians
need to learn in order to create well behaved dogs as members
of our pack."
--Nicholas T. Sveslosky | Editor-in-Chief
/ CEO
FIDO Friendly Magazine
See the Difference Between "Average" and "WOW"
in the Clip Above!!
"Someone or a tragic incident can take away your
home, your fame, your fortune, your pride, your passion,
your loved ones, your well being, your good looks, your
youth and even your dignity from you. But absolutely
nothing or nobody in this world can take away that one
thing from you--and that is your "attitude!!!"
In fact, the only person and the only force that can
affect your attitude for better or for worse is--YOU."
--Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Dog Obedience Training vs. Dog Psychology!!!
Sorry, but Cheap, Affordable or Free Dog Training
is NOT going to get you one of the top trainers in the
business. That's the sad truth. You'll learn how to
train a dog to respond off-lead and totally hands off--which
dog trainers refer to as off-leash training. These best
dog training methods and tips have been jealously guarded
by topnotch dog trainers in the world. Compare our book
to Secrets of a Professional Dog Trainer by Adam Katz.
You may hire Kevin in person or compare our board
and train to other doggy boot camps. You'll notice
that other dog training schools just don't measure up.
World class dog training site that reveals the secrets
of the best dog trainers is just one click away.
How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change
a Light Bulb?
by Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Australian Shepherd:
Just one, while the rest herd the property for any other
light bulbs or even light switches that need to be replaced.
Pit Bull:
As long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING. Not
as long as I'm breathing. NO WAY.
Golden Retriever: It doesn't
matter. Even if someone breaks in, I will find the flashlight
for them and show off all of my toys and will play fetch
all night. Where’s that one that squeak?
Rottweiler: MAKE ME!!!
Just try it.
Labrador: Oh, me! Me! Huh?
Huh? Pleeeeeeeeease let me change it! Can I? Can I?
You sure you only want me to change it? Too bad these
bulbs float, or else I would even change the ones deep
underwater in the pool.
German Shepherd: Roger
that. First of all, I need to see if that is truly a
light bulb or a bomb. Second, I'll check for any intruders
that may still be on the premises. And third, I’ll
sniff to see if they are still around, so I can sink
this nice set of canines into that arm and keep on swinging
from it. Not really. Any arm will do.
Maltese:
Let the German Shepherd do it. Cocky bastard. You can
fix my hair. Yes, of course, a piggy tail. What else?
Saint Bernard: Man, I’ve still got a hangover
from last night and you're worried about a stupid lamp?
Look. I threw up a few times and can't even wipe my
own slobber. Those bitches, once they're in heat, they
REALLY know how to party, and I got soooo hammered.
Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring, check for
any hazards, and let you know how long that light bulb
will actually last.
Weiner Dog: Yeah right. You know I can't reach
that stupid bulb! Hello? Besides, those big scary dogs
would just love to floss their teeth with me. And with/without
any light they always find me. I guess it's because
I just can't shut up. Can I?
Siberian Husky: You mean
just yank it out of that ceiling and take off with it
for miles without even looking back?
Minature Pincher: Why? I can still bite ankles
in the dark.
Jack Russell Terrier: Dude, I have cats to chase,
rabbits to hunt, and make my owners play the catch-me-if-you-can
game. Besides, I will just pop it again with my constant
bouncing around anyway.
Bassett Hound: Leave that thing off. I am so
tired and sleepy and I love it when it's pitch dark.
Too much light hurts my eyes. Why do you think my eyes
are so freaking red all the time? Noooooo. I told you
a million times that I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!! I only
slept fifteen hours today and you kept on bugging me.
ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z.
Chow Chow: Nope, don't change that light bulb,
don't brush me, don't bathe me, don't medicate me, and
don't ever mistake me with for some goofy baby bear.
Poodle: Oh come on. Give
me a break. Who wants to mess up the hair for a stupid
light bulb? What if the minute I try to install it,
it fries my awesome fro. I mean, come on. The fro is
back in style and these curls don't just happen on their
own, you know. Did I tell you I just got my nails done
at Poodle Nook Salon today?
Lhasa Apso: Why change
it? I can still mark every corner of every house blindfolded.
Doberman: Let them break
in. I always wait in that corner and never make a sound.
By the time they notice me, my teeth will be in their
crotch. Then we’ll talk about who’s really
going to get neutered tonight. GRRRRRRRRR.
Beagle: Light bulb? I won't sniff any light bulbs!
What's the point? I will only pop it again with my long
piercing barks anyway.
Boxer: Come
on, dude. Listen to my name: BOXER? Who needs to change
a light bulb when I can just knock out the intruder?
Once they grab me by the collar, then I'll show you
my psycho dance, the one that is guaranteed to break
those fingers.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero TACO BULB?
Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my past life.
So don't you dare make me do anything.
Bulldog: No way Jose! Last time I tried that
crap, I landed flat on my nose.
Bichon Frisee: Let the
bulldog or the pug do it. Cute dogs don't have to work.
Besides, all they do is snore and snore alllllllllll
night anyway.
Pointer: I
see it. There it is. That one, right? Yep, I see it.
There it is. Right there..hmm...although, it isn’t
moving. I wish they had light bulbs in the forest. That
way I could point out those squirrels even better.
Greyhound:
I told you people that I only move off that couch for
rabbits! Plain and simple.
Afghan Hound:
Light bulb? What's that? Sorry, we don't always have
electricity around here. Besides, everyone knows that
I don't need a silly light to prove how gorgeous I really
am.
Written Kevin "The Dog Prodigy" - Head Instructor
of Sacramento's Real-Life Dog Training.
Kevin wrote this joke about ten years ago. You might
have read a shorter version of it here and there. Some
have made it shorter and changed the order of different
breeds and their comments, but once you compare it,
you'll notice that they all originate from this source.
You'll appreciate the same kind of humor throughout
Kevin's book, "Hidden Secrets Behind Dog Training."
It is a funny, smart book about training your dog.
Attention Dear Dog Owner.
You are welcome to post this joke on your web site,
web log or in any other my space type account. All we
ask is to be kind enough to link it back to Dog Secrets
.com. This isn't mandatory, but will greatly be appreciated.
Thanks again for sharing the smile and the love for
all the dogs. Kevin Salem
!!!
Read About Half of Kevin's
Book Right Below
!!!
We Wanted to Give
You that Library or Bookstore Feel :-)
Introduction
of the Book What You Were Never Meant
to Read!
How Millions
of Dog Owners Are Brainwashed Worldwide. Click
Here
Chapter One
***
Biggest Dog Training Lies
*** that
Even "Trainers" Believe!
Expose the biggest lies behind using treats, dog
parks, group classes, tools and boot camps! click
here!
Chapter Three
Spoiled
Dog Test: Why Most Dog Owners Hate Taking This
Test!
Is your dog spoiled? If so, to what degree. Most
pampered dogs don't listen. Find out why. click
here!
Chapter Four
Using
Treats is the Biggest Dog Training
Mistake!
Is it practical or even natural to rely heavily
on treats for everything? Learn
more!
Chapter Five
So Who
Really Has Who on Leash?!?!
Don't prove it to us; prove it to yourself that
your dog isn't THAT bad after all. click
here!
Chapter Six
Signs of
Serious AGGRRRRRESION
- What All Dog Owners
AND Trainers Fear Most!
Recognize the early signs of major aggression in
your dog...learn
more!
Chapter Seven
Why Does
Your Dog Make You Look
Like an Idiot Around
Other Dogs? Does your dog bark, lunge, growl,
whimper or goes for the kill. here's
why!
Chapter Eight
What All
Vets Want You to Master - (Doggie
Etiquette!)
Many dogs are a nightmare to deal with in animal
hospitals. Here's how to
solve it.
Chapter Nine
Why Most
Dogs Just Don't Listen Especially Around____________!
20 reasons why your dog plays dumb or deaf around
dogs, strangers, cats or off-leash. click
here
Chapter Eleven
When to
Doubt Your Training Book, Your Method, or Even Your
Dog Trainer!
Identify the strengths & weaknesses of your
"current" training technique! Click
here!
Chapters Two, Ten and Up to Twenty Are Only Available
with the Purchase of the Book.
Preface of the Book
Turning
Tragedy into Triumph!
- Read Kevin's Story that Started it All!!
Everybody has a story, a cause, or a reason... Read
Kevin's touching story. Visit
this page
Aren't Those
Eyes Tired of Reading by Now?
Then Why Don't You See Us Put Our Skills to Work
in a Video Clip !!!
We Welcome the
Challenge!
So Compare Us to Others and May the Best Trainer Win
:-)
You see, I used to think that I can
make a dog listen to me anywhere and at any time,
all just with my voice--no yelling, no hitting, no
treats, no whistles, no clickers, just with praise,
a healthy bond, understanding the dog, and of course,
a proper technique.
It turned out.. I was dead right.
!!!
POW !!!
Didn't that reminded you of Christopher
Walken? That's how this site is written.
It's in your face, funny, eye-opening, thought-provoking
and extremely informative.
When All Else Fails... We Won't!!!
Thousands of Happy Pet Owners Nationwide and Counting.
!!!Dog
Secrets .com!!! Where You See the Difference
Between "Average" and "WOW"!!!
You really don't have to get rid of your poor dog or
put up with anymore of his bad habits. You see, regardless
of what or which trainer you tried up to this point,
it's fair to say that you haven't tried us yet. Then
please don't yell, hit or get rid of your poor dog.
Let us help you train him!!!
IMPORTANT: Our Drop Off Dog Training
Has the Highest Demand.
To Guarantee Your Reservation and the Starting Date
of Your Choice, We Kindly Require You to Also Call us
Please.
Thank You.
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