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Cesar
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France Training Johnny Depp's
Dog!
So...
What Now???
!!!
This Site Contradicts AND Even Challenges
Your Method to its Core !!!
*Doggie
Boot Camp*Home Lessons*THE
Book*
Choice or
by Chance, You Ended Up Here For
a Reason!
!!!SMART DOGS — DUMB
TRAINERS!!!
*If you refuse to bribe
with treats… you are on
your own. *If
you don’t like attending group classes…
you are on your own. *And
if your dog is mean towards dogs OR people...
you are on your own.
Now,
That is the Harsh Reality of Dealing with
Inexperienced Dog Trainers.
The Clip Below is Less than a Min Long,
but Very Thought-Provoking!
Watch How with Humor AND Logic...
I Debunk One of the Biggest Myths in Modern
Dog Training!!
You see, just about every dog
book, dog class, and thousands of dog sites
preach:
*
Never ever say "NO" to your dog.
* Don’t
you dare correct him for anything. Ever! * If, you choose
to reprimand him—completely leave out
his name. * Starve him first,
and then give him treats left and right so
he listens better. * Distract or
even worse, IGNORE him when he misbehaves,
and wait and wait, until you catch him
doing something good on his own. Then
praise him lavishly. (WOW. That sure makes
a lot of sense.)
YEAY!!!! Now Who's With Me???
Folks, Try That Waiting Game and You Are Going
to Wait a—
Realllllllyyyyyyyyy...loooooooong...tiiiiiiiime
before your doggie makes you proud on its
own. Besides, do your kids play less video
games on their own, text or tweet less on
their own, clean up after themselves on their
own, or behave politely on their own? How
about you? Do your good habits come to you
naturally or do the bad ones? Then how can
you expect any different from an animal?
Oh, They Call This Nonsense, “Positive
Dog Training”!
Yeah, positive scamming
is more like it. And if that doesn’t
work for your dog, they positively tell
you to get rid of your poor dog or put
him down, blessing his soul with that positive
energy. Now, if that makes sense to you, I'll
save you time and tell you to please stop
reading now. You are in the wrong site.
Here's How You've Been
Skillfully Brainwashed !!!
You probably have already tried
an eight-week "treat-training" program.
What's worse, the trainer looked you in the
eye and promised that your dog WILL eventually
listen to you anywhere, anytime, and WITHOUT
any treats. (It's only eight weeks and hey,
it’s even scientifically proven.)
Fast forward to today: Your
dog graduated and got his doggie diploma from
that class. Now be honest! Does he obey all
the commands perfectly without those yummy treats?How
about around other dogs, cats or your visitors?
After all, it's unrealistic to expect you
to carry goodies with you for the rest of
your life.
Hmm.. now don't get mad. Sit
down. Take a deep breath and look at that
cheesy diploma again.
Now, Here's What I Don't Get:
How Can Something that is Backed by "Science"
Go So Wrong???
What the... Look at the size
of that dog! Look at his head! Is he for
real? What's our point?
Make sure you watch our video clips. And
think twice of those dog schools with just
boring pictures. Photos just don't WOW you!
So is this pic real or fake? Photo Shop?
Hmm... it's Our Secret!
:-)
We
Are the Master in Solving Your Dog's:
Jumping Up
Barking
Play-biting
Bolting Out
Hyperactivity
Stealing From Counters
Leash Pulling
Begging and Whining
Is Your Dog a Challenge that...
Constantly Chases and Terrorizes Your
Poor Cat
Pees, Poops and Marks All Over Your Lovely
Furniture/Home
Goes After Your Visitors, Other Dogs, the
Kids or Your Other Dog
Attacks the Fence or the Door Once it Hears
or Sees Dogs and People
Don't Waste Your Time with:
Repeating "Watch Me," "Watch
Me" While Bribing with Treats
Using a Clicker. Clicker Dog Training Makes
Sense if You Are Mute
Getting Physical or Abusive - NO Need to Hit
or Slam Your Poor Dog
Constantly Repeating, "Uh," "Uh-uh,"..
(Pet Smart Just Love that Crap!)
FACT:97%
of Dog Trainers and Dog Schools Struggle When
it Comes to...
Getting Your Dog to Listen Without Constantly
Bribing it with Lots of Treats
Complete Off-leash Control of Your Dog - Because
it Sucks to Have that Doubt
Housebreaking - No More Peeing, Pooping or
Sneaky Marking All Over Your House
Over-protectiveness w/ Dogs, People, Your
Cat or Even Towards You and Your Family...
Lucky
For You... We Fall Under that Rare
3%!!!
Please Read "Exactly" What to Expect
From Us:
We DO NOT have a long list of
dog trainers in every city and would hate
lying to you by saying that every one of them
has the same level of experience,
qualification, and professionalism.
Simply put, they are usually—Recycled
Karaoke Dog Trainers—not
any different from when you keep copying from
a photocopy. We all know that you lose quality
each time, since you are NOT dealing with
“The Master”!
Besides, is there a Michael
Jordan in every town? A Tiger Woods on every
golf course? How about a Bruce Lee in every
zip code? We are not the McDonalds or Starbucks
of dog training. And let's face it; anybody
can make you aKickass
Burger or
a Yummy Latte,
but not just any trainer or dog school is
truly qualified to help you with your dog’s
specific needs.
We are just too darn busy to
offer free consultations or free evaluations.
In other words, 'Can you come and look at
my dog?' or 'Can we talk in person first?'
is not our cup of tea. You won't pay us a
dime if we cannot train your dog. We also
don't make a ninja out of your dog by teaching
it Attack Training,
Agility, Cute Tricks or offer
Group Classes
anymore.
For liability reasons, we don't
refer other trainers. However, we gladly accept
dogs from 8 weeks old pups to adults. And
more than obedience training, you'll master
problem prevention and canine behavior modification.
Our obedience level includes from basic toOff-Leash Mastery.Which is why we have dogs from
all over the country shipped to us for a reason.
(You also have the choice of flying our Dog
Prodigy to your town or country.)
Ultimately, It Takes
the Best and the Brightest to Train and Rehabilitate
the Worst of the Worst!
--Kevin "The
Dog Prodigy"
How
Much Should You Pay for
Dog Training?
It's common knowledge that private
sessions with a top expert of
ANY field will cost you more.
After all, you DO get what you pay for. But
think about this for a minute: What does is
it really mean when we choose to
pay more for something, someone, or a service?
As Dr. Phil would say, "This can't be
your first rodeo." So I'll assume you
know what I'm talking about here.
Now,
Doesn't
"Expensive"Usually
Get You:
The Very Best
The Highly Skilled
A True Pro
Years of Experience
Peace of Mind
Convenience
One-on-One Support
Guarantee...
And maybe even: luxury, reliability,
durable, efficiency, warranty, the rarest,
the cleanest, the healthiest, the tastiest,
the newest, the fastest, the strongest,
the smartest, much comfortable, much safer,
much bigger, more, the most-admired or that
WOW Factor? How about from top medical treatment
to top VIP treatment?
Let's face it; real life isn't
like e bay, secondhand store, or a garage
sale where you can always bargain or find
killer deals. Sadly, not everything is on
sale everywhere and every time. So you probably
guessed what's coming next by now: The same
rule applies when it comes to Getting
Your Dog Trained by a Real PRO!
Bottom line, when people
pay top money, they automatically
expect to GET top dog training. Going out
of your way to get the early-bird special
in some park or your local pet store will
NOT get you top dog training.
Using Treats +
Extreme Spoiling =
A Half-Trained Stubborn Dog
!!!
Rookie
Mistakes that You Want to Avoid at All Cost
!!!
Mistake
#1: Hitting, yelling, hanging
or slamming your dog on its back to make him
listen or submit.
(Hint: You want your dog to respect you and
NEVER fear you.)
Mistake
#2: Relying heavily on the use
of treats instead of your praise and technique.
For example, give the poor dog his food, for
God's sake. Nobody's asking you to do bunch
of tricks or jump through hoops before feeding
you. Plus, he's really putting on a show for
his food and NOT for you.
Hint:
You'll be far more effective if you give your
dog treats at the very END of your training
sessions and not before each command.
Treat or not treat, your dog should Sit, Stay
or Lie Down for you and because you said so
and not because he sees/smells chicken in your
hand.
Mistake #3:
Just plain refusing to say "NO" to
your dog and instead, correcting it with funny
terms and noises like: Uh, Uh-Uh, or worse of
all, barking or growling at your dog to make
your point. Hmm... now, who's the animal here?
Mistake
#4: Turning your back to your
dog when he is jumping up on you or when he
is in the middle of body-slamming your visitors
or the poor kids. Folks, by doing so, all you
are teaching the dog is to keep humping your
back, keep jumping on your guests, keep knocking
down the poor kids, and to get your back all
dirty and scratched up. (So in a way, you are
encouraging your dog to NOT sniff your crotch,
but rather shove that wet and cold nose up your
tush.)
How's that
working out for you?
PetSmart Dog Trainers, Petco and Clicker
Training for Dogs - Dumbest Way to Train
is all about this method. That explains why
8 out of 10 of our clients have already tried
a pet store class and failed miserably.
Mistake
#5: Yelping or whimpering like
a hurt or scared puppy to stop your dog's play-biting
and mouthing at your hands and feet. That is
mimicking a weaker or a beta dog. Your dog will
see you as a giant, warm and animated squeak
toy. 'No bite' simply means—NO BITE—every
time and your dog should respect that no matter
who says it!
Doggie
Boot Camp WITHOUT the Boot
- (Any Bozo Can Board or Watch Your Dog For
You!)
Be Honest. If You Are Just...
* Too Busy or Even
a Bit Lazy to Train Your Dog Yourself * Unable to Solve
Your Dog's Annoying Habits on Your Own * Leaving Town for
Thanksgiving, Easter, or Christmas Holiday * In the Process
of Moving or Remodeling Your Home or Yard
Or,
Perhaps You Are...
*
Staying at Home Mom and the Kids Kick Your Butt
Like the Dog * Going on Vacation
or Have to Leave Town on a Business Trip * Studying for an
Exam - Needing Surgery or Recovering from One * Disappointed by
the Results You Got from the Previous Trainers...
...What impresses me most with
Kevin is his ability to "understand"
a dog's perception and how to capitalize on
it. While I have always been comfortable referring
clients to Kevin, after experiencing his services
first-hand, I am even more confident that he
can truly help with most behavior issues with
dogs. You don't have to accept problem behaviors
- even if they are "not a big deal".
--Doctor
Ken Pawlowski
President of Sacramento Valley Veterinary Medical
Association
The Most Controversial Dog Training Book Ever!!!
The Book that
Gives You a Totally New Perspective About:
1. Yourself - Your thoughts, beliefs
and perception of your current and previous dogs.
2. Your Dog - Why and how your dog thinks and responds
in different scenarios.
3. Your Method – Unravel the strengths and
weaknesses of different techniques.
4. Your Tools – Which training tools work
and which eventually stop working.
5. Your Trainer - Their philosophy, expertise, expectations
and limitations.
6. The Dog Training Industry – How to use
the system to your advantage.
What
Was My Mission? To explore the main
reasons why dogs didn't thrive to their fullest
potential.
I was actually shocked to find that the real
cause had very little to do with the dogs'
age, personality, size, intelligence, past history,
or even the breed, but had everything to do with
the “human element”.
To my surprise, I found owners and even trainers
from all around the globe were skillfully misled,
influenced and even brainwashed. All this had a
tremendous affect on their beliefs, attitude, technique,
drive, sense of hope, creativity, and of course--their
level of success.
Book's Description:
This book introduces you to the
next level and the future of dog training —“The
Diverse Method.” For the first time, you’ll
take a deeper look at the world of dog trainers,
their philosophy, and how it impacts you and your
dog from an insider's perspective.
Here’s a thought-provoking fact:
If there are more than four hundred different breeds
of dogs in this world, how can they possibly all
respond to only one way of training? You see, every
dog was bred specifically for a purpose. So for
ANY expert to argue that you can train or rehabilitate
each and every one with just “Positive Reinforcement”
or “Negative Reinforcement” proves their
arrogance, little experience, and lack of diversity.
The secret is to follow a "Diverse
Reinforcement" because, just as with people,
dogs never respond to a strictly positive
or negative approach.
A
Man's Soul Can Be Judged by the Way He Treats
His Dog. -- Charles Doran
Fido Friendly's CEO--Nicholas
Sveslosky with His Black Lab, Tasha
"After only a short time with
Kevin, I was able to learn how to better connect
with my dog Tasha. Kevin has great insight and
instinct into what dog guardians need to learn
in order to create well behaved dogs as members
of our pack."
--Nicholas T. Sveslosky | Editor-in-Chief
/ CEO
FIDO Friendly Magazine
Now, the
Video Clip Below Speaks for Itself--Literally!!
See
the Difference Between "Average" and "WOW"
in the Clip Above!!
The goal isn't
to live forever, the goal is to create something
that will.”
--Chuck Palahniuk
"Someone or a tragic incident can take
away your home, your fame, your fortune, your
pride, your passion, your loved ones, your
well being, your good looks, your youth and
even your dignity from you. But absolutely
nothing or nobody in this world can take away
that one thing from you--and that is your
"attitude!!!"
In fact, the only person and the only force
that can affect your attitude for better or
for worse is--YOU."
--Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Dog Obedience Training vs. Dog Psychology!!!
Sorry, but Cheap, Affordable or Free Dog
Training is NOT going to get you one of the
top trainers in the business. That's the sad
truth. You'll learn how to train a dog to
respond off-lead and totally hands off--which
dog trainers refer to as off-leash training.
These best dog training methods and tips have
been jealously guarded by topnotch dog trainers
in the world. Compare our book to Secrets
of a Professional Dog Trainer by Adam Katz.
You may hire Kevin in person or compare our
board and train to other
doggy boot camps. You'll notice that other
dog training schools just don't measure up.
World class dog training site that reveals
the secrets of the best dog trainers is just
one click away.
How Many Dogs Does it Take
to Change a Light Bulb?
by Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
Australian
Shepherd: Just one, while the rest
herd the property for any other light bulbs
or even light switches that need to be replaced.
Pit Bull:
As long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING.
Not as long as I'm breathing. NO WAY.
Golden Retriever:
It doesn't matter. Even if someone breaks
in, I will find the flashlight for them and
show off all of my toys and will play fetch
all night. Where’s that one that squeak?
Rottweiler: MAKE
ME!!! Just try it.
Labrador: Oh,
me! Me! Huh? Huh? Pleeeeeeeeease let me change
it! Can I? Can I? You sure you only want me
to change it? Too bad these bulbs float, or
else I would even change the ones deep underwater
in the pool.
German Shepherd:
Roger that. First of all, I need to see if
that is truly a light bulb or a bomb. Second,
I'll check for any intruders that may still
be on the premises. And third, I’ll
sniff to see if they are still around, so
I can sink this nice set of canines into that
arm and keep on swinging from it. Not really.
Any arm will do.
Maltese:
Let the German Shepherd do it. Cocky bastard.
You can fix my hair. Yes, of course, a piggy
tail. What else?
Saint Bernard: Man, I’ve still
got a hangover from last night and you're
worried about a stupid lamp? Look. I threw
up a few times and can't even wipe my own
slobber. Those bitches, once they're in heat,
they REALLY know how to party, and I got soooo
hammered.
Border
Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace
any wiring, check for any hazards, and let
you know how long that light bulb will actually
last.
Weiner Dog: Yeah right. You know I
can't reach that stupid bulb! Hello? Besides,
those big scary dogs would just love to floss
their teeth with me. And with/without any
light they always find me. I guess it's because
I just can't shut up. Can I?
Siberian Husky:
You mean just yank it out of that ceiling
and take off with it for miles without even
looking back?
Minature Pincher: Why? I can still
bite ankles in the dark.
Jack Russell Terrier: Dude, I have
cats to chase, rabbits to hunt, and make my
owners play the catch-me-if-you-can game.
Besides, I will just pop it again with my
constant bouncing around anyway.
Bassett Hound: Leave that thing off.
I am so tired and sleepy and I love it when
it's pitch dark. Too much light hurts my eyes.
Why do you think my eyes are so freaking red
all the time? Noooooo. I told you a million
times that I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!! I only
slept fifteen hours today and you kept on
bugging me. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z.
Chow Chow: Nope, don't change that
light bulb, don't brush me, don't bathe me,
don't medicate me, and don't ever mistake
me with for some goofy baby bear.
Poodle: Oh come
on. Give me a break. Who wants to mess up
the hair for a stupid light bulb? What if
the minute I try to install it, it fries my
awesome fro. I mean, come on. The fro is back
in style and these curls don't just happen
on their own, you know. Did I tell you I just
got my nails done at Poodle Nook Salon today?
Lhasa Apso: Why
change it? I can still mark every corner of
every house blindfolded.
Doberman: Let
them break in. I always wait in that corner
and never make a sound. By the time they notice
me, my teeth will be in their crotch. Then
we’ll talk about who’s really
going to get neutered tonight. GRRRRRRRRR.
Beagle: Light bulb? I won't sniff any
light bulbs! What's the point? I will only
pop it again with my long piercing barks anyway.
Boxer:
Come on, dude. Listen to my name: BOXER? Who
needs to change a light bulb when I can just
knock out the intruder? Once they grab me
by the collar, then I'll show you my psycho
dance, the one that is guaranteed to break
those fingers.
Chihuahua:
Yo quiero TACO BULB?
Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my
past life. So don't you dare make me do anything.
Bulldog: No way Jose! Last time I tried
that crap, I landed flat on my nose.
Bichon Frisee:
Let the bulldog or the pug do it. Cute dogs
don't have to work. Besides, all they do is
snore and snore alllllllllll night anyway.
Pointer:
I see it. There it is. That one, right?
Yep, I see it. There it is. Right there..hmm...although,
it isn’t moving. I wish they had light
bulbs in the forest. That way I could point
out those squirrels even better.
Greyhound:
I told you people that I only move off that
couch for rabbits! Plain and simple.
Afghan
Hound: Light bulb? What's that? Sorry,
we don't always have electricity around here.
Besides, everyone knows that I don't need
a silly light to prove how gorgeous I really
am.
Written Kevin "The Dog Prodigy"
- Head Instructor of Sacramento's Real-Life
Dog Training.
Kevin wrote this joke about ten years ago.
You might have read a shorter version of it
here and there. Some have made it shorter
and changed the order of different breeds
and their comments, but once you compare it,
you'll notice that they all originate from
this source. You'll appreciate the same kind
of humor throughout Kevin's book, "Hidden
Secrets Behind Dog Training." It is a
funny, smart book about training your dog.
Attention Dear Dog Owner.
You are welcome to post this joke on your
web site, web log or in any other my space
type account. All we ask is to be kind enough
to link it back to Dog Secrets .com. This
isn't mandatory, but will greatly be appreciated.
Thanks again for sharing the smile and the
love for all the dogs. Kevin Salem
!!!
Read About Half of Kevin's
Book Right Below
!!!
We Wanted
to Give You that Library or Bookstore
Feel :-)
Introduction of the Book What You Were Never
Meant to Read!
How
Millions of Dog Owners Are Brainwashed
Worldwide. Click
Here
Chapter One
***
Biggest
Dog Training Lies
*** that
Even "Trainers"
Believe!
Expose the biggest lies behind using treats,
dog parks, group classes, tools and boot
camps! click here!
Chapter Three
Spoiled
Dog Test: Why Most Dog Owners Hate
Taking This Test!
Is your dog spoiled? If so, to what degree.
Most pampered dogs don't listen. Find
out why. click
here!
Chapter Four
Using
Treats is the Biggest Dog Training
Mistake!
Is it practical or even natural to rely
heavily on treats for everything? Learn
more!
Chapter Five
So
Who Really Has Who on Leash?!?!
Don't prove it to us; prove it to yourself
that your dog isn't THAT bad after all.
click here!
Chapter Six
Signs
of Serious AGGRRRRRESION
- What All
Dog Owners AND Trainers Fear Most!
Recognize the early signs of major aggression
in your dog...learn
more!
Chapter Seven
Why
Does Your Dog Make You Look
Like an Idiot
Around Other Dogs? Does your dog bark, lunge,
growl, whimper or goes for the kill. here's
why!
Chapter Eight
What
All Vets Want You to Master - (Doggie
Etiquette!)
Many dogs are a nightmare to deal with
in animal hospitals. Here's
how to solve it.
Chapter Nine
Why
Most Dogs Just Don't Listen Especially
Around____________!
20 reasons why your dog plays dumb or
deaf around dogs, strangers, cats or off-leash.
click here
Chapter Eleven
When
to Doubt Your Training Book, Your Method,
or Even Your Dog Trainer!
Identify the strengths & weaknesses
of your "current" training technique!
Click
here!
Chapters Two, Ten and Up to Twenty Are
Only Available with the Purchase of the
Book.
Preface of the Book
Turning
Tragedy into Triumph!
- Read Kevin's Story that Started it All!!
Everybody has a story, a cause, or a reason...
Read Kevin's touching story. Visit
this page
We
Welcome the Challenge!
So Compare Us to Others and May the Best Trainer
Win :-)
You see, I used to think
that I can make a dog listen to me anywhere
and at any time, all just with my voice--no
yelling, no hitting, no treats, no whistles,
no clickers, just with praise, a healthy
bond, understanding the dog, and of course,
a proper technique.
It turned out.. I was dead
right.
!!!
POW !!!
Didn't that reminded you
of Christopher Walken? That's how this site
is written.
It's in your face, funny, eye-opening, thought-provoking
and extremely informative.
When All Else Fails... We Won't!!!
Thousands of Happy Pet Owners Nationwide and
Counting.
!!!Dog
Secrets .com!!! Where You See the
Difference Between "Average" and
"WOW"!!!
You really don't have to get rid of your poor
dog or put up with anymore of his bad habits.
You see, regardless of what or which trainer
you tried up to this point, it's fair to say
that you haven't tried us yet. Then please
don't yell, hit or get rid of your poor dog.
Let us help you train him!!!
IMPORTANT: Our Drop Off Dog
Training Has the Highest Demand.
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Date of Your Choice, We Kindly Require You
to Also Call us Please.
Thank You.
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